Alessandra Ambrosio gave the gift of her knockers at the Global Gift Gala in a plunging pink dress. They say that it is better to give than to receive and Alessandra knows that what the world wants, nay, needs right now in our troubled times is the soothing balm of her righteous melons. Alessandra has two of the best chichis around. They are perfectly spherical. You could find friggin’ pi using her breasts as a measuring device. She also has a knack for wearing plunging necklines because, let’s face it, she knows they are her bread and butter. But there was more to the dress. It was slit all the way to her garden of Earthly delights and you could see the entirety of her long, lovely legs. They are so silky and smooth, I would very much like to gnaw on them. Alessandra is obviously a charitable person since she’s always at the benefits and stuff. She should start a fund for the less well endowed to help them build up their racks.